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Shitcuck

An individual who expresses imaginary concerns of sexual-desire: having additional sex-organs or even wings; perhaps even being a true, complete, otherwise fantasty-like species. Claws too.
I'm such a shit-fuck shitcuck: my other balls dropped and tripped me.
by #gethighson March 11, 2024
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ShitRock

A dingleberry that got stuck to the pubes on your nutsack
'Look at that dude over there walking funny, actin like he got a shitrock'
by 420bigoof May 2, 2024
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Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
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Emotional Shirtcocking

Baring your soul and being emotionally vulnerable
When Denny asked me what was really troubling me, I really didn't feel better until he encouraged me to do some emotional shirtcocking.
by Playa Wizard April 9, 2023
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