Shifted

Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.

Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today

by swagur October 14, 2011

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

shaated

when somebody farts and accidentily poops themselves.

"i gotta fart"
"i think i just shit myself"

" haha you just shaated"

by morganal June 23, 2007

Shafterbirth

leftovers from masturbation...

you left shafterbirth on your pillow

by ikickedmspiggy January 7, 2015

sharted

farted and shat bat all wet and mushy

chase sharted

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020