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selective PMT

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When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period
Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT
by howard1976 June 6, 2014
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Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
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Selena_lemon is a tiktok account with the funniest content ever, they are so kind and amazing and all around just the best person ever!

Ily <3
Have you ever heard of Selena_lemon
Yeah shes my favorite tiktok account!!
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Seble

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She is like the sister you never had. She is the most beautiful girl with a full package anyone could ever meet in person.She is some one who would come to your house first thing in the morning before the sun even rose fully just to make sure if you are sure about what ever it is you have decided to do.. .she is a person who would do anything just to make you happy....and she is the kind of person that would make you question if God is replaying to your prayers by sending her to your life. I really dont know what I would be without seble.
Someone - hey you look so sad and blue.you should watch a movie that would change your mood.
Me-no I need seble
by Nosibu November 25, 2021
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selena is such a godess ! she be da bestttt
by skylyn February 19, 2022
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La Salle is a high school in Pasadena/ Sierra Madre. Once known for its drugs and party animals it is now changed into a strict private were learning is the primary goal. Although there are still stoners on campus it is now more family-friendly. Sports used to be bad but their athletics programs are now top-notch. Honestly, it's a good school to go to. it's just expensive.
person 1: its a public school
person 2: Nah La Salle college preparatory is getting better
by .chilly. January 20, 2020
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The Beastest Kid You will Ever Meet
He's such a Thug, everyone loves him
Boss Material!
That kid in Georgia is named Kyle Ily Seale
by Jupe Cazador August 7, 2011
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