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Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.
Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!
by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013
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wife selling

The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!

White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.

Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.

White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
by Caswellianhero November 15, 2016
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Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.
Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.
by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010
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Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist
Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.
by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014
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Stealing Shadows

A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally
HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?
by Aquanite1 June 15, 2016
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Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.
....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!
by Samogram March 30, 2017
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