scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004

scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun

my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in

by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017

scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.

e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face

by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009

Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.

As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin

by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019

Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox

“I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”

by SaintSesame November 20, 2020

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated

Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.

by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021

Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013