scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004

scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun

my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in

by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017

scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.

e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face

by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009

Scrotum hop

The act of stretching your nutsack out and hopping your penis on it .

Dude I totally did the scrotum hop as a way to shake when I pee'd yesterday.

by Gator91316 January 11, 2012

Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated

Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.

by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021