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San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
mugGet the San Francisco Submarinemug.

San-Francisco Hotmic

When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.
Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.
by bugprsn May 5, 2023
mugGet the San-Francisco Hotmicmug.

San Francisco Backdoor

When a man warms white wine in his mouth and spits it into a woman's rectum. As the wine loosens the fecal matter, the man ejaculates inside the woman's butt. The backdoor is complete when the woman returns the wine into the man's mouth.

This is the same as a Turkish Backdoor, but with wine. Proponents of the San Francisco version claim the wine loosens more fecal matter than the Turkish version with water.
"Did you give her a Turkish Backdoor?"
"No, she wanted a San Francisco backdoor?"
"How many Backdoors are there?"
by Charlotte Hell February 18, 2022
mugGet the San Francisco Backdoormug.

San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
mugGet the San Francisco shufflemug.

San Francisco clouds

Clouds so dense with smog, they resemble smoke
While me and Sarah were at the park, we saw a San Francisco clouds moveing in
by Pleaseendme June 9, 2018
mugGet the San Francisco cloudsmug.

San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.
His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
mugGet the San Francisco Saladmug.

San Francisco Sidewalk

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.
"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"
by Dienda Mye Dick September 27, 2019
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