Sam

Sam is a butthead who is horrible to women.
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: sam
Guy: ohhhh ok
by stopitidontlikeit October 18, 2017
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Often confused with Moses. Sam led the Israelites across the Red Sea to freedom. Sam later went on to write several hit albums such as "Knockin' on Heaven's Whore" and "Blood, Sweat, and Beers". Sam later died of a drug overdose outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
What in the name of Sam are you doing? Now zip your pants, and put Fifi back in the dog house.
by The Sugarhill Gang May 28, 2011
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Sam is a great guy. He is always joking about and can always make you laugh. No matter what he will always be there to make you laugh and smile.
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To Sam is to throw up after going on particularly spinney rides at a music festival
"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"
by swjmc August 16, 2011
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1.the craziest most funniest nigga to come out the west end of new bedford. Cant touch that style like that mexican can he a predator to the end people that know him from school dont know him at all he keeps his hood status on check plus he know all about that exculsive shyt
2. someone who is just as funny as Sam
wow you aint just crazy you SAM crazy
gotta b able to be as noble as a saint but crazy like sam
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sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
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A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.
Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day
by basedgod223 May 27, 2014
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