shotgun straws

when you drink a soda with more than 2 straws. Typically done by overweight people.

Dude, did you see that fatso? he was drinking using shotgun straws!

by roflcoper June 1, 2009

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 8, 2017

Shotgun deaf

1. When someone claims to have not heard the proclamation "shotgun" after Shotgun has audibly been declared, and therefore claims to have rights to the shotgun seat.

2. That guy who always says that shotgun is his, regardless of if he had it last or if someone has already called shotgun.

"Dude... I called shotgun like half a second ago, your shotgun deafness wont work this time, shotgun is MINE!"

by Jpharmsb September 7, 2011

Shotgun Daddy

The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.

She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.

by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 19, 2016

shotgun skeet

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

muff shotgun

1) The act of blowing a hit of marijuana into one's vagina.
2) To shotgun a lady's muff.

"Dude, I got blazed with my girlfriend last night and she let me give her a muff shotgun."

by donnathered January 12, 2014

chocolate shotgun

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.

Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.

by Theofrostus December 9, 2008