Scuba dive 

When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.

Damn I just had to scuba dive

Scuba dive by Dcov March 23, 2017

scuba deuch 

A total cunt muffin.

Your a scuba deuche

scuba deuch by Monsta monna September 13, 2017

Scuba dicking 

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

Scuba dicking by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

scuba sharks by fonfoo June 2, 2018

scuba dive 

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

scuba dive by mathman8 November 10, 2018

scuba-diving 

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

scuba-diving by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Scuba steve

big forehead

wow justin has a scuba steve

Scuba steve by k.lorlox January 7, 2019