When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
by Slim068724 February 15, 2010
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A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 4, 2007
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Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.
pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."

*3-50*
by OHSCUBAMOOSE February 22, 2009
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Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr May 31, 2006
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cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close
hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver
by J.R.V January 10, 2012
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The holder of the worlds worst xbox player.
He took the title in the famous HCSAD on Wetworks game of 2009 in which he stole the title from the previous holder Bowsy Wowsy when he went 0-0-7

After taking the title, he said

"Id like to thank infinity ward, and of course, my inbred parents, without whom, i wouldnt have webbed fingers, and I would be able to play better"
"If only Oh Scuba Moose was here...

We could all pad out K/Ds"
by Retributor June 5, 2009
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when a person lays in a bath tub filled with oil and other people poop, pee, ejaculate, and bleed into the oil and the oil keeps it all from touching the person. the person in the tub must wear a scuba mask and snorkel and then go under the oil for at least 5 seconds.
dude i had a crazy night last night.. i woke up during a czeckoslovakian scuba suit.. i was in the tub..
by KittyKat999 May 22, 2011
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