scrotum head

possibly the greatest band ever created by young people, second only to sonata arctica. They perform at all partys while very drunk songs such as 'lewis kirton is gay' in front of his ex and 'mr fisher is a fatuous cunt' to a huge kru of faithful groupies.

ME: When the fuck are scrotum head playing again?
BAND MEMBER: er at ralphs i think
ME: argh i cant go i will go shoot myself as my life is now completely pointless

by scrotum head faithful October 26, 2004

scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun

my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in

by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017

scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.

e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face

by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009

Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox

“I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”

by SaintSesame November 21, 2020

Scrotum hop

The act of stretching your nutsack out and hopping your penis on it .

Dude I totally did the scrotum hop as a way to shake when I pee'd yesterday.

by Gator91316 January 11, 2012

Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

Thunder Scrotum

A man, particularly a very durable one with the balls to swoon over. Powerfully abusive with his scrotum (Fe). Anal atrocities everyday, that’s your average thunder scrotum.

Thunder Scrotum walks this earth with two extra things dragging on the ground behind him. For he is, without a doubt, the manliest of us all.

by Paul, destroyer of worlds January 27, 2021