Ryder Joseph

Ryderooni chicken balloni. Our lord and savorer, Ryder is perfect in everyway. Handsome, masculine, and amazing. He is the god of the new world. MOVE OVER KIRA
Me: You praise Ryder Joseph, correct?
HEATHEN:No, watch u talkin bout?
Me:SMITES THY
HEATHEN: *screeches in autistic pain*
by PickleREEEEEEE April 10, 2018
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ryder parks

ryder parks is big
by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020
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Ryder James Ayala

Ryder James Ayala is the most kindest person you'll ever meet. He's amazing and will always be there for you! If you know a Ryder James Ayala, never let him go!
Ryder James Ayala is an amazing guy
by March 21, 2022
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Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!
by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024
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ryder stonehouse

Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.
Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”
by kelsie!! April 07, 2024
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Dirty Ryder

The act of jumping from a 25-meter high diving board and onto the erect penis of another man, this action can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points if you injure yourself in the process
Brooooo, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankle when we did a dirty Ryder last night.
by astercae April 16, 2020
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ryder

a bad ass! ur homie! your reason to live! an icon. is he gay? maybe. find out yourself
omg ryder!! I LOVE YOU
by urmom248 July 14, 2022
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