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''Read-i-cide: noun, the systematic killing of the love of reading, often exacerbated by the inane, mind-numbing practices found in schools''
Kelly Gallagher
Readicide has longlasting ramifications beyond the school years.

In this massive attempt to prepare all kids for college and the workforce, a readicide curriculum actually sets them back.
by DiaP October 5, 2011
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Read and rub

When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.

The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".

Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
by Mypasswordispassword June 24, 2014
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ready to roll

Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber
Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”
by Trizzology July 16, 2020
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Reading Allergy

Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.

Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.

Examples;
1.

''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''

Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''

Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''

''Did you read the discussion just now?''

2.

''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''

The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''

3.

''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''

Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?

''What for?''

Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''

''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''

''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''

''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''

''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021
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Ready ready strawberry

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023
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POWER Reading

1) to read a textbook so quickly that only the most important points go into your head.

2) to read while doing an intense activity

Note: POWER must be capitalized
1) "Dude, I don't care about physics, so I POWER read the chapter."

2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."
by thespatula0224 January 12, 2009
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Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.
"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
by BikeMarine June 12, 2010
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