Resting on my laurels

Sitting on my ass doing nothing. Laurels were given as honors of achievement as in a crown of laurels for Roman senators. Someone who rests on them is considered lazy.

Man: The floor needs to be mopped.
Woman: (While washing dishes) It's not like I'm resting on my laurels here. I'll get to it when I'm done with this.

by AllHorns May 20, 2014

Resting nigga face

The exact opposite of the Resting bitch face

Derrick looked mad had a serious resting nigga face

by RJ334 August 25, 2019

inch resting

putting an inch in there and just letting it rest

“okay baby, I’m just gonna make it inch resting”

by arao-san September 1, 2018

Resting

A word that was invented to have a good excuse to sleep in the middle of the day, without giving other people the impression that one is depressed.

Resting might lead to an Urban Dictionary Appifany, and/or the feeling of being a new man.

"Hey man, wanna play some soccer with me and the guys?"
"Nah, I'm tired man, think I'm gonna sleep."
"What the... in the middle of the day? You ok man?"
"REST... I'm gonna rest, I had a rough day."
"Oh, alright. Some other time then."
*click*

When I was resting today (contently), I had an Urban Dictionary Appifany. Then I went to urbandictionary.com and submitted it, whilst feeling like a new man.

by foggel April 16, 2009

Reiding

A polite code word for getting a thorough pussy pounding from your boyfriend Reid.

Oh, Hi Mom, not too much really. So far I've mostly stayed around the house Reiding.

by tout pret September 8, 2010

Resting Dick Face

When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.

Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.

by thiizznate January 20, 2015

Resting Fuckboy Face

When someone automatically assumes you're a fuckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you're actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting fuckboy face.

Girl 1: Johnny looks like such a fuckboy, there's no way I'm going to prom with him.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Sarah. He's just got resting fuckboy face.

by Chocolaitchipcookie November 20, 2016