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Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne
by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019
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That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.
Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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responsibility

re•soon•is•bil•i•ty- noun

the state or fact of having a duty to deal with something or of having control of someone”

otherwise defined as: delaney & brooke
wow did you see how much responsibility delaney and brooke have?
by celaney doyle April 13, 2020
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worthless response

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol
by MGGY February 18, 2018
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Only the shooter is responsible

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!
Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
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Take responsibility

For me stealing from you....

You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."

Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Grundy response

A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.

The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)
At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:

Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response

At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.
by slackjawedfrigate April 24, 2013
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