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Rectal Detatchment

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010
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Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
by JiForce January 4, 2022
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rectal endo

When you and your partner are engaging in anal sex doggystyle position and you're about to ejaculate, you kick your legs clear off the bed with the soles of your feet parallel to the ceiling and balance your weight on your partners back to a completed rectal endo or anal endo.
After watching reruns of doogie howser MD I gave my partner an acute rectal endo.

The 'Rectal Endo' is the medical term used to describe this sexual right of passage and the 'Anal Endo' is the more commonly used street slang.
by Horacio H. May 9, 2006
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Rectal Intercourse

The act of penetrating the rectal cavitiy with your penis, bottles, small rodents, feet, or any other object you manage to fit up there
Sally loves Rectal Intercourse, She is such a butt slut
by Garthisthemadnote April 16, 2011
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rectal fluids

The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form
Omg look at my rectal fluids
by 5678utube December 11, 2013
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rectal ranger

A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.
by Eamer December 8, 2004
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rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.
by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008
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