Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
.

As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.

by bitchuck July 2, 2025

Poppin puffer

Popper is a nice little pussy that pops out alittle. Poppin puffer is when the popper has been pounded hard makeing the popper a Poppin Puffer.

Amanda your poppin pussy is more like a Poppin puffer after being pounded yesterday!!!

by Alexanderthepuffer February 28, 2019

Huff 'n Puffer

A person who has to explode regularly. Sound threatening, but really is just trying to control people through angry emotional outbursts.

Also known as a narcissist manipulators!

Once you've learned to overcome a dominating person you can think of them as a
" Huff 'n Puffer,"
And ignore their angry outbursts

by Lori's Stories February 26, 2021

Puffer

Female bits swollen from excitement , the female equivalent of an erection.

She was so horny you should have seen how swollen her puffer was.

by Timmy towers April 18, 2021

Puffer Popping

A Puffer is an aroused dick. Popping a puffer means when they have explosive cum coming out of their penis.

“I really made little jimmys puffer pop lastnight!”

“I be puffer popping every night bro”

by pufferpoppingenius June 4, 2022

Puffer

It’s when big mama rips a stanky fart all up in the master bedroom and gnu gnu and tu tu blame daddy

Basically it’s a fart that can melt metal and strip paint off walls

Daddy: “Ay Becky did you puffer in here?”
Becky: stares intently at daddy and grins
Daddy: “dude! Stop puffering in the restuh”

by saaavage April 15, 2023