Pornhub

Everybody’s Favorite Website, Make Sure You Bring Lotion With You :3

Person A: Whacha Doin
Person B: Watching Pornhub
Person A: Dude Your So Fucking Weird Like Whyyyy

by Sorenlin Lucid June 25, 2022

Pornhub

A good site

Porn addict: Hey Bob you like porn
Bob: yeah do you know a site full of porn?
Porn addict: go to www.pornhub.com

by FortniteSexGamer69 July 5, 2021

pornhub hard sex

hard rough sex on pornhub

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.

- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!

by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020

pornhub

my everyday life

Person:Hey dud do you go on pornhub?
Me:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RIPMyDickAfterPorn February 17, 2019

Pornhub

A better quality YouTube.

Mommy, what's PornHub?
'its a better quality youtube, my dear."

by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023