pornhub

my everyday life

Person:Hey dud do you go on pornhub?
Me:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RIPMyDickAfterPorn February 17, 2019

Pornhub

A better quality YouTube.

Mommy, what's PornHub?
'its a better quality youtube, my dear."

by TomiokaGiyuuSImp April 10, 2022

pornhub

get back to class you pervert and stop looking for porn here cause they blocked on the school websites

*me when i see someone looking for pornhub in the library*

Boy if you dont get your nasty ass outta here

by 696969696996696969696969699696 September 5, 2019

Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years

PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Pornhub

A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross

At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO

by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024

Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

Pornhub

Dumb website horny kids go on to watch horny people do horny things.
Very overrated

Person A : Are you watching pornhub?
Person B : I- No-
Person A : Without me?
.
Me : Get tf out of my room before I rip your dick off and stuff your balls inside your assholes.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022