Platonic soulmate day

The day to celebrate your platonic soulmate!

Person A:hey happy platonic soulmate day

Person B:no way dawg thanks so much I love you platonic soulmate

by Your mums a cunt June 8, 2021

Platonicly Gay

You don't like the same gender, but you would still do the dirty with them.

I don't like men, but I'll still suck their dick because I'm platonicly gay.

by The Word Nizard December 22, 2021

Platonically-ish

A type of love you feel for a friend that's maybe a little more but neither of you are ready for a commitment.

I love you, platonically-ish.

by MysticalELC March 17, 2022

platonic with a capital P

A statement of Robin Buckley from stranger things, season 4 on Netflix

“Steve and I are just friends. Like platonic with a capital P”

by strangerthingsfan10176 July 20, 2022

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

Platonic Friend

A loser

You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency , break open glass!
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)

by FreshOrange October 15, 2018

platony

Noun.

1. Platonic state, quality, or condition. This quality describes relationships that are intellectually and emotionally intimate, while lacking romance and lust.
2. Collective term for platonic relationships.
3. Quality of being of or like Plato's philosophy. Platonic concepts.

(Please note: Platony has nothing to do with the Platypus. Completely separate etymology.)

1. a. There is a severe lack of platony in their relationship.
b. Our relationship has way too much platony.

2. a. Everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by platony.
b. I need more platony in my life.

3. If you'll listen, there's a lot of platony in my argument.

by Katie Alice July 27, 2006