Plastic Maiden

Gayest Canoe ever. also known as Plastic Dildo. Usually occupied by kids of homosexual orientation. named plastic maiden to cover up homosexuality.

The Plastic Maiden, one of the canoes that traveled with the Iron Lung, was to girly to paddle across the road and get in the newspaper

by Isaac D Wilkins April 23, 2007

plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.

You can't arrest me you plastic pig!

by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016

Plastic friend

Someone who claims to be your friend, but after a while will start to become a huge dipstick

Oh my god, you are such a plastic friend

by ShiftySpectre June 8, 2019

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010

plastic chav

Someone who comes from a middle class family that thinks it’s cool to be a chav

They smoke, drink and have sex at 13 years old because they think it makes them solid.

Friend: Wow they’re such chavs

Me: Yeah but 2 of them are proper plastic chavs they’re familys are both bible bashers

by FuckDictionarysGetDefinitions October 6, 2019

Plastic Shitter

A Porto Potty or portable toilet

Damn- that was the worst smelling plastic shitter I’ve ever been in!

by Brielle_Rose April 7, 2019

Plastic Raver

Somebody who listens to Trance, Charty Dance and other crap pretend rave music.

Look at that dick listening to his Clubland/Euphoria/DJ sammy CD.

I hate that plastic rave shit!

by Hardcore will never die March 18, 2004