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Takoma Park Middle School 

A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.
Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?

Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.
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Lake Park High School

A school in Roselle Illinois where majority of the sluts in the United States of America attend. Where girls open up their legs more than they open up books. The school is known to have STD's WATCH OUT! oh & Probably the highest pregnancy and abortion rate. the guys in that school take the opportunity and bang who ever walks in their way. But hey you can't blame the guys. it might as well be another planet filled with orange dirtyass people. There are a few nice people just have to dive through all the sluts & whores. Yes, education is provided but with the number of sexy teachers students barely pay attention. This is Lake Park High School for you, look it up.
"Hey, cutie what school do you go to?"
"Lake Park High School"

"Damn you got stds"?

bethel park high school 

gun threats that’s all i can say
Bethel Park High School got another threat as usual.
bethel park high school by 420oml January 12, 2019

Orchard park high school 

Orchard park high school is a school full of snakes and fake people as for the teacher, some are racist and they love giving out behavior points like it is Candy But the head teacher she a top sket and she only pick on the black people.
People in orchard park high school

Student * says one thing*
Teachers: ur on a stage 3 or 4

sunset park high school 

gay ass school full of gay ass niggas and treesh ass thots with bummy ass teachers. My nigga don’t go here. Small ass mexican niggas finna stab you over some dumb shit to make themselves look cool and the girl you just fucked gave you 14 STDs and you got a week and a half left to live
“Ayo i heard you go to sunset park high school now”
“oh yea i do”
gay ass nigga

Logan Park High School 

A co-educational high school in Dunedin, New Zealand.

The subject of the often forgotten second half of the well known passage from Genesis 1:3 - 'And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light everywhere except that dark and forsaken place called Logan Park.'
Person 1: Goodness it is rather cold here at Logan Park High School. I have noticed a distinct and consistent absence of direct sunlight in this particular area.
Person 2: Here, let me throw your drink bottle through a window.

College Park High School 

Definitely not as bad as The Woodlands High School or Oak Ridge High School, and better than its feeder middle school Knox Junior High....but still pretty bad.
"What school do you go to?" "Oh I go to College Park High School..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."