The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020
Get the Pandemic Standard Timemug. Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!
Bart: I agree!
Bart: I agree!
by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022
Get the Pandemic Badonkanitismug. My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.
by Sister Wives July 22, 2021
Get the pandemic resolutionmug.