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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
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Dummy-yummy pair

When two friends have such a strong dynamic in being idiots together that you can't help it, but just think that they're adorable in doing what they love.
Person 1: No, I don't want your pats.
Person 2: *pats anyways and runs away*
Person 1: You motherfu--*runs after them*
Person 3: Look at that dummy-yummy pair.
by Pseudo Saint September 20, 2021
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pair of britney

funny way to order two beer
by junkbo June 10, 2011
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pairing whore

A character in fan fiction that is/can be/ has been paired up with just about any male and/or female character from the original work. Whether it is out of character (also know as OC) or not.
Haruno Sakura (from Naruto) has been paired or has fallen in love with just about anyone as has Hermione Granger thus making them pairing whores.
by Kurama_Bookworm127 July 18, 2013
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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New pair of whites

A new pair of all white airforce 1s
by santiswag September 29, 2021
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