pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

Nudy Pootie

A Newport

A bra, let me get one of dem nudy pooties.

by Joshua Perfect August 5, 2008

Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.

Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH

by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018

Pootis Man

One crazy fella!

That Pootis Man stabbed my dog

by Derpy Fella January 5, 2021

Pooty tink

When you smell a vagina from a distance you shouldn't.

Wow, her pooty tink.

by Bks sandbar October 26, 2019

Pootis status

Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.

This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0

Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!

by Tom00s November 3, 2022

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003