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perfect

a non-existant thing that people try to live up to or find in someone or something. perfect doesnt exist. No one can be perfect because everyone has faults of some sort. the only thing that will ever be perfect died on a cross two thousand years ago.
Guy: I'm looking for the perfect girl-- ya know, big boobs, blonde, smart and funny, doesn't argue with me, skinny but not a stick, a little shorter than me-- ya know,totally HOT.
Friend: And how do you think you're gonna find that?
by i_hate_wannabes January 20, 2006
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perfect dark

A next generation Japanese p2p client that is claimed to be the successor to Share. The hottest thing to sweep 2ch since Winny!
Did you hear about perfect dark? I finally have a reason to stop using Winny v2.0b7.1.
by MaXim July 23, 2007
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a perfect circle

H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
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Perfect Week

Banging 7 chicks in 7 days. only known succeeder alive today: Barney Stinson.
Barney Stinson had a Perfect Week. personally you are epic if you can do the same.
by God of The Perfect Week February 27, 2011
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Perfection

Cannot be defined by one person, perfection means something different to everyone.
Y; I think perfection is when someone has no flaws

X; I think perfection is when you love someone regardless
by BionicBecki September 1, 2009
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Perfect girlfriend

A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.
by fergalicious0:) June 15, 2016
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Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.
by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007
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