Pennsylvania Hood Ornament

When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.

I can't believe that woman gave me a Pennsylvania Hood Ornament on the way to my job interview.

by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025

Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025