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California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of
He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair
by Krafffffty January 12, 2022
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bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil
Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!
by gargantuanD June 24, 2022
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trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home
"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"
by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021
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Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.
'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'
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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
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Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
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