A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.
Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."
by Horse Nipple August 12, 2009
A very small town in Southern Oklahoma with approx 3200 people, with nothing to show for itself. If you're black, you are 95% likely to get pulled over just for driving through the town. If you aren't into sports, this town has absolutely nothing to offer as far as entertainment other than getting drunk or stoned at home or on some dirt road. They finally put in a skate park, but if you go there the local cops cruise by continuously looking for a reason to run you off. 13 churches, mostly Baptist and no place where kids can just hang out. Main street is deserted every night by 9. Then they wonder why there is a meth problem....
"Hey are there any towns around here? I need to piss. Naw just a few "Walters, Oklahoma", keep driving.
by My2bits January 11, 2011
A shithole of a town where football is everything and say that they'll win state every year and haven't in 15 years. Even with 19 coaches.
by Gilmore3905 March 30, 2016
Taking a diarrhea dump on a girl's chest when your hemorrhoids are bleeding badly (i.e. Oklahoma is famous for Red Dirt)
by Butt Doctor January 27, 2007
by Annie2 September 12, 2007
A small town west of Oklahoma City. One of the cesspools of teen pregnancy, wannabe thugs, and marijuana in Oklahoma.
by GallEMcOxbig July 02, 2015
by John Mehico March 30, 2010