Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.

" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.

by Decdude147 October 30, 2007

Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.

Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.

by Rackal June 26, 2009

spam

spicy ham

Subject: this is not spam ... DON'T DISSAPOINT HER EVER AGAIN UP TO THREE MORE INCHES NO SURGERY REQUIRED

by ims phaianx wpqkdi s udeaayrjg July 5, 2003

Spam

Something Every Filipino Should Never Run Out Of. x

"no no no no, only 2 spam"
"AH?"
"ohh ok"
*mom puts all of the spam on the plate*
(quote from happyslip)

by Starsie January 14, 2008