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Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, jobs or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
by ptr March 3, 2008
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Thats fucking Chuck Norris. He will fuck you up 'cause he is a Ninja.
by GOAT19821 March 14, 2008
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a student who is on the school's tennis team. so named because they often carry their tennis rackets in their backpacks or at their hips with the handle facing up, like a katana or sword. used most often by members of other sports teams on campus to easily identify a tennis player.
"you see tom?"
"yea"
"he's a ninja, you can tell by his racket".
by SuperNickTurlockCA April 11, 2011
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a person with awesome skill at anything
dude u r so frikin ninja at CoD
by emaster t December 25, 2008
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a racial term referring to african american people when you don't want them to know when you are talking about them in a public place.
Damn, there is alot of ninjas in the club tonight.
by jake. October 22, 2007
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A. Adjective. Slang term for a friend. Derived from the word Nigga, Ninja is a more politically correct term to use but imply's the same thing. A T-Shirt highlighted in the movie Bench warmers stated "Strictly For My Ninjas" Playing on the words of the hit rap song "strictly 4 my niggaz" performed by 2 Pac. See also Nin.

B. Noun. Slang term for an American Muslim woman in full garb.
A. What up Ninja?

B. Oh look our hostess at Applebees tonight is a Ninja.
by Brian Patterson May 16, 2007
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That Ninja just flipped out and killed people.
by Zack From O-Town May 17, 2007
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