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Night School

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A sure-fire way to graduate on time.
If it weren't for night school, I wouldn't've graduated.
by Butteesha Jenkins August 31, 2004
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saturday night special

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A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.
by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007
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Night Stalker

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Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R
I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.
by Andrew June 7, 2004
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late night smore

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when you let your load out on a girls body and then shit on top of that and lay down on those two and now you and her are the crackers, the load as marshmallows and shit as the chocolate.
I am hungry baby lets go outside and make some good late night smores with that burning fire
by schechter May 13, 2008
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M. Night Shyamalan

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When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
by Ligs June 3, 2019
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Late Night Shots

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Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.

Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."

Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.
That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.
by maryjanie November 30, 2006
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friday night surprise

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When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
by big tommy dickface October 6, 2005
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