Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.

*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...

by Words of the Wise January 30, 2014

Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.

Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.

by Bitterfleur November 12, 2018

The Devils Netflix

A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.

Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.

by Mr. Macadoodles Hilton October 18, 2019

Netflix original

A series on Netflix that comes out with one season almost every year.

I just finished a Netflix original and now I have to wait until next year to finish it.

by GrainTrain January 22, 2018

Netflix Baby

A child that was conceived under the pretext of Netflix and Chill.

My son is a Netflix Baby.

You don't make Netflix Babies if you Netflix and Jill.

by MisterBigBadNastyAZDon December 29, 2015

Netflix Judgment

When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.

"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."

by Hunter Jefe November 24, 2017

Netflix And NeMo

When you are watching netflix with your pet fish!

friend: what are you doing

man: Netflix And NeMo

by fish_is_coolxd December 01, 2016