National Girlfriend Day Part 2

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 10 of every year. Make your lady happy !!

I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.

by goodboyfriend1 October 6, 2020

National Rape Day

If you celebrate this please crash into the nearest oil refinery nobody will miss you.

(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy

by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023

National Skip School Day

Its December 2nd. Skip School ya ninny.

"I can't wait for December 2nd because it's national skip school day."

by korosenai November 1, 2019

national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

by Dalray January 4, 2019

National slap your friend day

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.

National slap your friend day here I come.

by Akmeer2007 November 13, 2019

National Among Us Day

Holiday celebrated on March 1, on this day everyone is allowed to make an Among us reference and not get beaten up. It' s the day of (sus)ing and (imposter)ing

-Hey, today is "National Among Us Day"
-SUS
-amogus

by malpa9421 March 1, 2021

National Chloe Day

A national day celebrating all people called chloe on the 17th May.

*Its the 17th May*
Hey its National Chloe Day today! Have a great day Chloe!

by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018