Nard

A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.

With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"

Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.

Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.

Dude 2: Oh nard.

Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.

Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??

by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024

Nard

Piece of shit

"You're a nard!"

by Annesofie_1018 June 05, 2017

Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking

Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer

by Monkey fart June 04, 2022

Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.

The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.

by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020

nard nuggets

like say shit balls or oh shit

Oh nard nuggets I missed the shot in 8 Ball

by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017