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Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.
That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?
by Bridgebay April 15, 2023
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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!
I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards
by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021
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fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020
mugGet the fuck nardmug.

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
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Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs
“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”
by grimmy4life June 19, 2022
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Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
by Tominator February 4, 2023
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