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shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh
by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023
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GET OUT MY HEAD

If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.

In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.

FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.

OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.

As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021
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In my head

Anxious, unable to get into a flow state (like the yips) or stop thinking about something
A little in my head after another threesome.
by Sablow October 13, 2022
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Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.
“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”
by SURRIO June 28, 2025
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Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You
Touch My Head again, I dare You
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"
- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.
by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020
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eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.
*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.
by H00P0E September 23, 2022
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