Mugglepuff

The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.

A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.

It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.

Worst word known to mankind.

Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"

Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME

Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.

Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.

Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"

Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.

by The Half Blood Princess August 20, 2011

muggle

Muggle: (noun) A person who is neither a doctor nor a medical student.

Used in a sentence: "Dude, muggles just don't get it."

by fallible pope October 18, 2011

mugger

A person who can't stop flame baiting no matter who else gets dragged down, even if it's his/her own friends.

Oh wow! Cheyney can't stop bashing every one, and every one is turning on him AND his friends cause he can't stop! What a mugger.

by `Silence July 31, 2009

Muggle

An ordinary person take from J.K Rowling’s book ( Harry Potter). In Harry Potter a muggle is a not a wizard.in other words ordinary

Your such a muggle

by CFBL May 13, 2019

flocken mugger

a person who is new at stealing but doesnt quite succeed. Gets caught.

Ted: Did you see that guy getting arrested?
Ben: He's probably just a flocken mugger.

by homieee December 9, 2007

pittsburgh mugger

The act of shoving a mug up a womans asshole

Dude! I gave your mom a Pittsburgh mugger lastnight and it was great

by tacomaster April 29, 2014

muggle

When a little girl, mixes up the word mugged with muggled.

mom: where's my cell?
girl: um.. i got.. muggled!
mom: *calls the cops*
cops: so little girl, what really happend?
girl: well, i got, u know.. muggled!
....SCENE....
LAWLZ

by mickey_30 December 7, 2006