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Milan

Perfect just the way you are (perfect in your own way)
Of course you're not like other girls, you're 'milan'
by Milrus May 16, 2021
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Milan

writer. feminist. queer. geek.
humbly beginning. secretly an animal.
Milan is a budding being.
by eternity in ink July 19, 2020
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Milan

Milan is a very good sexual partner and he has a big dick
Milan is a city in Italy
by Etoo678 November 22, 2021
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milan job

When a player carries out a stab in a game of Diplomacy against their partner that leads to shouting and tears, often with psychosexual implications.
I can’t believe Keegan pulled another Milan Job over Drew!”
by Holdenc86 July 24, 2021
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Milan

Hide your mom. Or hes gonna fuck her
Petra wants milans dick again
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Milan

People with this name usually posses Big IQ and Dick
giga chad
someone: this guy is probably named Milan
by Charlichapelle November 21, 2021
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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