Man 1: YO brah do you wanna go to Fred Meyers violently??
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!
by martinaisobsessedwithfurryporn March 10, 2022
Get the Fred Meyersmug. 
Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.
by Obi-wan is life October 21, 2019
Get the Caden and Meyermug. A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
Get the Dirty Santa Meyersmug. The clint Eastwood of his own story he's the mother fucking white biggy smalls sexy like Morgan wallen with a voice that makes Chris Stapleton proud and Luke combs is sad now because Luke combs wants to be Keegan meyer.
You see Keegan meyer that dudes the man son I swear he drank four four lokos went loko on a chomo. It's not a hate crime it's his god given talent.
by Itwasprimo March 19, 2024
Get the Keegan meyermug. something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it
As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!
by tripfliply December 16, 2021
Get the fire urban meyermug. damn he is a meyer!!
by balls420blze November 22, 2021
Get the meyermug.