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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Metting

The annual tradition of the New York Mets major league baseball team squandering a division lead or choking in a big series.
The New York Mets are metting again by losing their division lead to the Braves. The Mets always choke and are metting again in the National League East race.
by America's Team August 24, 2022
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FAST IS MET

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..
by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025
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Ever Met A Day

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone who cares?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

i'm looking for a light and for a home
wishing there was someone i could talk to
but still i see no answer
all i mean is that i'm all alone
i'm sure that anyone will do
no it, no him, no her
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

so...

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone out there?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
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Ryan Met

Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
"I love RYAN MET, and his brothers, JACK MET, and ADAM MET..."
by Colonel Mustard22 April 6, 2022
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Pedro on The Mets Era

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.
JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive
by Mike109999 September 19, 2025
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