love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting

- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.

by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021

Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.

Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!

by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011

mirrored meet

To Provide a fake meeting place to someone as a common tradecraft technique that would enable you to assess the situation before revealing your own location. Usually, the fake or “mirrored” location is selected such that it lays in perfect view of the actual location.
-- Mentioned by Dan Brown in "Inferno"

Langdon had provided a mirrored meet to his contact. A technique that would enable him to assess the situation before revealing his own location.

by smohsin January 22, 2014

meet the mets

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.

Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.

by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011

Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.

My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022

Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.

"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."

by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009