band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

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MuahsA Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed Mwuahs

*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

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Medicine Pocket

Medicine Pocket from the hit game Reverse1999. The character has no reproductive organs or gender. Hence, the character has not a care of what pronouns they are being referred to as.

I am madly in love with Medicine Pocket.

by Cryinginpainrn月 June 11, 2024

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Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

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Medicinal

Etymology: English "medicinal": tending or used to cure disease or relieve pain. < French "médicine": medicine; cure. < Latin "mĕdĭcīna": art and practice of medicine, medicine in general meaning; treatment; remedy, cure.

1 Marijuana in Turkish slang.

Take a puff from our medicinal, nothing will be left

by OldbutGoldPenny July 7, 2021

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