wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Fother mucker

A fother mucker is like a mother fucker but better

You see that fother mucker over there?

by Jellybellybean11016 December 10, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Mo-Mucker

A derogatory term for someone who is being annoying or rude.

"Stop doing that, you Mo-Mucker!"

by Nestomac November 5, 2022

Trucker Mucker

A variant of muckerfuck*r, not being used commonly, but maybe, someone using it alot

You are trucker mucker b**ch!

by Cool truck lover August 2, 2024