Matt Wieters

When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

matt

an amazing boy with gorgeous brown eyes. he's always ridiculously nice and gives fantastic hugs.

matt always makes me feel all fluttery when i look into his eyes.

by *sigh* yo mama January 16, 2011

matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.

Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!

by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013

Matt Sturniolo

Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.

Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter

by you.and.me.always.forever January 11, 2023

matt skiba

The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land

Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.

by Sophos the great May 22, 2006

Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013