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Mathew

Mathew is black
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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Mathew

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.
Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!
by Jack1214 September 12, 2020
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Mathew

Mathew also known as the gayest name a boy can have. Mathew is loud, energetic and does not know when to shut up. He is a disappointment. The newest generation also consider Mathew as the gayest name to ever exist.
Mathew would be a good name for a girl.
by Georgeyvejjebd677 July 27, 2020
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Mathew

The wrong way of spelling a perfectly nice name.
Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…
by Jeremies May 11, 2023
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Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
Mathew literally deserves the whole world!
by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024
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Mathew Robinson

Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.
Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”
by GKXD April 16, 2022
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Mathew

A: (does stupid stuff)
B: Bro don't be mathew
by cum here November 28, 2023
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