market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

by AK sparky May 19, 2008

The Craft Market

The general propensity for people to deceive. The 'real world' of conspiracy and exploitation.

'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'

by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009

Kangaroo Market

A market trend between bear and bull.

Oi, check out ma investments. It’s been going up and down quite heavily. Feels a bit like a kangaroo market, and I loike it. Kinda feel like a hopity gay bull .

by asshorn June 13, 2020

Boston Marketing

Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.

"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"

by @catfur July 4, 2012

myspace marketing

-noun or verb
the act of having all your top guy or girl friends post innocuous and suggestive comments leading those who are spyspacing you into believing that you are spaceplaying them.
The truth is never really known.

Rachel: Eric left a myspace marketing comment that sounds like we are dating!
Monica: Good, now spyspacers will think you are getting some action with a hottie!
Rachel: I am gonna spaceplay that guy who blew me off last Saturday.

by Sessa Bellz October 10, 2007

predatory marketing

Disrespectful, inconsiderate, and at times aggressive and ultimately hurtful marketing to help manufacturers and retailers take as much advantage of consumers as possible.

Decades ago every item sold in a store had a price tag, now the retailers don't waste energy, thus money, sticking a price tag on each item or at least displaying a sign that informs consumers the price. That is just one example of predatory marketing. My definition of 'predatory marketing' is different than a more common one which states that it is any activity instigated—usually, by the larger manufacturer—to tangibly harm or eliminate smaller competitiors.

by but for January 20, 2018

marketing garp

Misleading nonsense used by major corporations to deceive customers.

Twitter was the free speech wing of the free speech party, and Facebook was making the world more open and connected, but not really. That was all just marketing garp.

by Realist2020 June 24, 2020