heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.

Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.

by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 22, 2011

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

The Chewbacca Maneuver

Using an ally as a fake prisoner in order to fool enemy security.

Han and Luke used the Chewbacca Maneuver on the Death Star in Star Wars Episode IV to get past the stormtroopers.

by Cynical Optimist 1991 May 16, 2015

The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.

"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"

by A Random Moped November 25, 2013