Mort Maneuver

An action done in response to a difficult situation or differing mathematical problems. The Mort Maneuver is commonly used to get the same denominator on a complex fraction. It should be noted that the Mort Maneuver is an all-encompassing term signifying that one is going to solve any problem or predicament that is presented to them.

Dude, I'm going to have to pull a Mort Maneuver on this complex fraction problem.

by OttoVonBismark23 October 25, 2022

McDonalds Maneuver

When a high status person conspicuously eats at a lowly or common establishment with lots of media watching in order to get public attention for being a "man/woman of the people" and close to the popular masses.

It's a form of false humility

Trump is pulling the McDonalds maneuver on his airplane again with a g6 full of bigmacs

by Human Peacocking April 12, 2023

The Eskimo Maneuver

First insert an icecube into the women's vagina and then begin intercourse and when ready to finish, pull out and blow your load all over her face as if it were snowing. Then she'll know what its like to be an eskimo!

Last night, that shawty got straight up cold and got the ESKIMO Maneuver!

by the mexi and whitie November 10, 2008

The Lincoln Maneuver

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.

"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"

by Drake Gray March 17, 2010

Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.

To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.

by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013

undergrip snakejaw maneuver

Firmly but gently open the jaw manually

She was biting down so i I had to use the undergrip snakejaw maneuver.

by sirsword June 26, 2014