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Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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Stinky Malone

When you purposely walk into a certain area or room to fart.
Hey bro, I'm going to go Stinky Malone over by Shelby.
by Highschool DxD November 19, 2017
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Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.
Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.
by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015
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Malone NY

If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.

Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared
You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .

The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .
by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018
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home malone

when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music
person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
by skratar du April 7, 2019
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Amber Malone

She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
by Anonymousguy2000014 November 7, 2016
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