magic dirt theory

The idea that where a person lives determines their behavior, when in reality it's the people who live in a given location that determine if said location is safe or not.

Liberals sure believe in the magic dirt theory--they think that if they move DeShawn out of the ghetto and into the rich white suburbs, he'll suddenly be a good student and make something of himself.

by AntiPCWoman June 16, 2016

The Magic Wand

While wearing a wizard hat and you're about to cum you say, "Abracadabra," then tap her on the head with your dick twice, and blow your load in her face. After your finished you politely say, "Your wish has been granted."

After a legendary day of LARPing, I went home and gave your sister one wish from the magic wand.

by TripC & Ty. July 4, 2009

Magicant

Earthbound Zero/Mother: Queen Mary's subconcience

Earthbound/Mother 2: Ness's subconcience

Earthbound Zero/Mother: In magicant everyone is your friend.

Earthbound/Mother2: Magicant was born from your mind and all of your thoughts of good, evil, beauty, and sorrow.

by Earthbound Espeon May 14, 2003

Madison

Madison is a very common name, but they never have common personalities. They can be shy when you first meet them, but will open up to you once you become good friends. They are also very loyal to you whether it is a friend, best friend, boyfriend, or whatever. If you find a Madison, keep her because she will never leave you. They are natural leaders too! Because of their shyness, they might not step up at first, but the quietest people have some of the best ideas. Tell Madison that she is beautiful. She may try to brush it off, but it will really mean a lot to her. My advice for anyone wanting to get to know a Madison: just go up and talk to her. She won’t judge you, she will admire your bravery and want to continue talking to you!

Guy 1: I think I like Madison, but I don’t know what to do about it.
Guy 2: She is a Madison. Just go talk to her, she won’t judge.

by Flirty Face January 7, 2018

magic satchel

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

by Fresnel December 2, 2007

Magic Sky Ghost

A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.

Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

by CaptainPants May 21, 2011

Madisyn

A girl who is very pretty shy around most people but is outgoing around her friends and family. Usually very girly favorite color is pink , likes to sing and dance everyone thinks shes weird and shy when really they don't know her.

freind: ok so me and madisyn were hanging out...

Person: wait whos madisyn

Freind: shes the best person you will ever meet

by girlygirl05 September 30, 2017