Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

mathew netardus

He is mean to every body and hates his girlfriend

Your a dick Mathew netardus

by Sup nigger July 3, 2017

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Anaiah Mahani Mathews

The wife of Ethan LaFrance

Anaiah Mahani Mathews is married to Ethan LaFrance

by EthanKLaFrance December 8, 2020

Mathew Robinson

Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.

“Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson”

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”

by GKXD April 16, 2022

Lachie freakin Mathews

a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.

omg is lachie freakin mathews hitting on alyssa again bruh

by jett d'rosa November 27, 2022

Mathew

A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.

Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...

by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019